Who knows what men think is hot better than, well, men? (Answer: No one.)
Which is why when "Men's Health" releases its Hottest 100 Women of All Time list, we best pay attention. Pencils ready, everyone?
According to them, Jennifer Aniston is tops.
That's right, the former Mrs. Brad Pitt beats out siren Raquel Welch, who sits in second place. Rounding out the top five are Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears (we're guessing they're referring to her pre-head-shaving days) and Madonna. Wait — what? That last one seems like a bit of a stretch, but maybe it's just us. And where's Angelina Jolie?
Who else did Aniston beat? Ursula Andress, Bettie Page, Pamela Anderson, Jane Fonda and… you guessed it… Angelina, who makes the top 10 by the skin of her teeth.
We have to admit, Jen is looking pretty good these days. Is it just us, or did she stop aging like, oh, 15 years ago? And while we get that Angie's focus right now is more on her Bosnian war drama than staying super sexy, maybe she should take note — America's red-blooded men might not be feeling her pin thin frame. Though we're pretty sure Jolie isn't going to sweat this all that much, we've gotta wonder: what does Brad think?